QUESTION:
   How do I turn on my computer?

ANSWER:
    Check the bios to ensure that the primary drive is C:

QUESTION:
    Yes, but how do I turn it on?

ANSWER:
    Depending on your bios, 1 or 2 beeps are normal at startup.

QUESTION:
    Ok, but which button do I push to start it up?

ANSWER:
    For faster bootup, remove unnecessary items from "msconfig."

QUESTION:
    It's probably the big green button, right?

ANSWER:
    See the section on "Configuring Your Network."

QUESTION:
    Ok. I was right. It was the green button. Now, how do I get on the Internet?

ANSWER:
    Push the green button to start your computer.